How a programmer makes a girlfriend…

$sudo apt-cache search girlfriend
Following packages found….
girlfriend-american
girlfriend-chinese
girlfriend-danish
girlfriend-english
girlfriend-finnish
girlfriend-generic
…..
…..
To build an Indian girlfriend. Kindly use source codes from http://www.gnu.org/pub/girlfriend.indian.tar.gz

$wget http://gnu.org/pub/girlfriend.indian.tar.gz
….
downloading
=====================>

Download complete
..
$ tar xzvf girlfriend.indian.tar.gz
extracting…..

$ cd girlfriend
$./configure PREFIX=/MyLife –with-brain –with-beauty –without-shopping –with-cute-smile –without-bossy –with-care
Configuring girlfriend…

WARNING: confliction arises between Beauty and Brain kindly select one!!
GNU-caution: Seems like you have not read READ-HER file. Do not excited with the
easiness with which you can build a girlfriend. Kindly spend time on READ-HER file.
existing…

CASE 1:
$./configure PREFIX=/MyLife –with-beauty –without-shopping –with-cute-smile –without-bossy –with-care
Configuring girlfrined..
      GNU-Warning : dropping –with-brain, You are going to regret it!
continuing…



Completed.
$sudo make
Making girlfriend…


$sudo make her-mine
…..
……
make her-mine is complete!! Please report BREAKUP’s to GNU-gossips sections. Enjoy Girlfriend.

CASE 2 :

$ cd ..
$ rm -rf Girlfriend.*
   Do you want to delete girlfriend.tar.gz? y
$ sudo apt-get install Philosophy-of-life

CASE 3 :

Please contribute. GNU needs people like you.

—–

Dilawar
Indian Engineer

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Author: Dilawar

Graduate Student at National Center for Biological Sciences, Bangalore.

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